2.25.2009

good lord.



i really wish i didn't think phil was so funny.

cause really, this is not funny.

but i still laughed my ass off.

2.24.2009

the only way you'll find something good is to keep checkin.

From my nightly craigslisting...

FOREST HOME Cemetery Forest Park IL 7 Grave Sites Plots Chicago area

Reply to: sale-1046780849@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-02-23, 10:19AM CST


Have 7 Cemetery Plots / Grave Sites located in Section 12, Lots 65 & 66 in

Forest Home Cemetery
863 S. DesPlaines Avenue
Forest Park IL 60130

3 of the 7 are located in Lot 65 and 4 in Lot 66.

If interested, we would be open to splitting these up. We believe these to be in the older section of the Cemetery as we just found a letter in our Grandmother's estate items dated 1945 listing these sites as being available.

We have already spoken to the Cemetery and there will be no problems having the deeds transferred - We will pay for the transfer fee's!


Worth $1000+ a piece - only asking $4500/OBO for all of them!

General pictures, description and history of Forest Home, map and pictures of graves: http://www.graveyards.com/IL/Cook/foresthome/

*** Willing to consider almost any trade you might have - am rather open-minded. An idea of what things I might consider... Car, Truck, Van, R.V., 5th Wheel, Boat, Motorcycle, Coins, Bullion or ??? ***

Will consider ANY REASONABLE offer you might have *** MAKE ME AN OFFER ?!?!?***



I mean. What could possibly be worth the value of a good grave-spot.

So True, So Damn True.

tights are NOT pants dot com.

absoulutely fantastic.

2.22.2009

hah.

bah, hah.

Passive Aggressive Notes

(stolen from stephen-andrew)

& even further hah

FML

2.21.2009

Heartbreaking.



"...Before long, he began to contemplate death."

It is sad that it is very possible for people to forget about you. How was this man stuck in this elevator for 41 hours with no one putting two and two together?

Bah. Very possible i suppose. Just miserably unfortunate.

(click "Heartbreaking. for the story)